Technological Evolution Buff T-Shirts

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Digital Fomo!

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Moon: Made in China

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"I'll never forget you."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Reinventing the Wheel

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'