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"So what if it's invading our air rights."

"The ringtones.....The ringtones......"

'I've just received a tax message from the Inland Revenue!'

"I hate to disappoint you, but now that I have internet access, I'll be working from home."

The Selfie of Dorian Gray...

"So no text? Nothing?"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"Anyone know why humans evolved with opposable thumbs?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Graduates on their phones

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Typewriters and Laptops.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Moon: Made in China

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'