Technology Buff Gifts

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Hazard of texting

"I'm starting to think humans don't even like winning free cruises."

Timeline of Farming Through the Ages...

Charging Station

'It was inevitable, I suppose. They've gone and virtualized the coffee in the 'Cloud'.'

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

First day of school.

'Oh, great, my insurance agent. I was just texting you.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'

Mailbox-computer

'It used to be a lot easier to goof off before the company started using office drones.'

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

"Seriously, this doesn't have you the slightest bit worried?"

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'I am smiling. Didn't you get my :) emoticon?'

Swiss Army cellphone.

"I wish this thing would print faster!"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

OBSOLETE: Any piece of software or hardware that you bought last week for mega bucks.

Charging Point

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

Outsourced Rudolf.

Affectionate whale

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'Well if you're so clever why didn't you invent the handbrake!'

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

"No! I'm not waiting in line for an iPhone. I live here!"

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'We used to use mindless automations...then we bought these robots.'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.