Technology Buff Gifts

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Hazard of texting

"I'm starting to think humans don't even like winning free cruises."

Timeline of Farming Through the Ages...

'It was inevitable, I suppose. They've gone and virtualized the coffee in the 'Cloud'.'

First day of school.

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

'Oh, great, my insurance agent. I was just texting you.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Mailbox-computer

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

'I am smiling. Didn't you get my :) emoticon?'

"Seriously, this doesn't have you the slightest bit worried?"

'It used to be a lot easier to goof off before the company started using office drones.'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Swiss Army cellphone.

"I wish this thing would print faster!"

Charging Point

OBSOLETE: Any piece of software or hardware that you bought last week for mega bucks.

Outsourced Rudolf.

'Well if you're so clever why didn't you invent the handbrake!'

Affectionate whale

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'We used to use mindless automations...then we bought these robots.'

'Driverless cars are coming.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Global Community.

"Hold it! That's not what they mean by 'reboot'."