Tech Innovation Buff Gifts

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"Technology will transform the worker client interface...."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Meet the author"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Moses' Tablet

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Graduates on their phones

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Ice shelfie.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Moon: Made in China

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Typewriters and Laptops.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"I'll never forget you."

Cloud Computing.