Telecommunications Buff Gifts

Phone: 'The number you have reached has been changed and will change again if you don't leave us alone!'

Woman on phone, grim reaper outside, "Do we know a Graham Roper?"

"It's Kevin from kumficare fitted wigwams"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Letter Collecting Nerd

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Twitter censorship

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Moon: Made in China

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Let us pray...'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.