Telecommunications Buff Pillows

Phone: 'The number you have reached has been changed and will change again if you don't leave us alone!'

Woman on phone, grim reaper outside, "Do we know a Graham Roper?"

"It's Kevin from kumficare fitted wigwams"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Graduates on their phones

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Rocket and Witch Race

Ice shelfie.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Twitter censorship

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Moon: Made in China

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Let us pray...'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Again, you may exercise your right to remain silent, but it's going to work against you since this is a job interview."

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'