Telecom Buff Gifts

"Not this tower, you idiots - defend the cell tower!"

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

High security Santa's grotto

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Moon: Made in China

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Let us pray...'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.