"You sound like you're on speakerphone."
Telephone Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for a telephone enthusiast? Our collection is tailored for those who are passionate about phones and communication. Find witty mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints that capture the charm of classic and modern telephony. Whether they love vintage phones or the latest gadgets, our products bring their interest to life with a playful twist. These thoughtful items are great for birthdays, holidays, or just to say you appreciate their unique hobby.
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You may stop holding my calls, now, Ms. Baker. Actually, Mr. Fusco, I stopped holding your calls two weeks ago. Nobody is calling.
'Operator... Operator... I've been cut off!'
Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'
'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
"Meet the author"
"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."
'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'
Moses' Tablet
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'
'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'
Graduates on their phones
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.
"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"
"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"
Rocket and Witch Race
Ice shelfie.
Letter Collecting Nerd
"Cloning is an imperfect science."
"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"
"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."
'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''
"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"
'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'
Moon: Made in China
'Let us pray...'
Typewriters and Laptops.
'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'
'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'
Binary Man
Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.
Telephone Buff Gifts Collection
Telephone Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for telephone buffs — witty, nostalgic, and full of personality, perfect for any coffee or tea lover.
Telephone Buff Pillows
Relax in style with pillows that celebrate their passion for telephony. Cozy, quirky, and sure to spark conversations.
Telephone Buff Prints
Decorate their space with prints that honor the art and history of phones. A unique gift for the telephone lover who appreciates creative design.
Telephone Buff T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to showcase their excitement for all things phone-related. Fun, stylish, and geeky — a must-have for the modern telephone enthusiast.