Phone Booth Buff Gifts

Female impersonator in phone booth.

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

...the onion rings

"Just think of all the money we've saved on wedding photography this way."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

Owl answers telephone.

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

Jeff regretted putting roaming on his mobile.

"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!'

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."