Phone Booth Aficionado Gifts

"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"

'All our operators are busy now, please try again later.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

Technology and Love

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Children and technolohgy

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Phone Mittens

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Just think of all the money we've saved on wedding photography this way."

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

Phone generation.

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"Oh, hello darling..."

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."