Phone Booth Nostalgists Gifts

"I have to hang up because someone wants to use a phone."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

Very old fashioned computer.

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'Where's the autocorrect?'

"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"

A Native American making smoke signals consults index cards.

"Can I call you back?"

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Endangered Species

The demise of newspaper threw up some unexpected problems for laptops.

Always leave the booth at the sound of the BEEEEEP!

Sculpture of a telephone wire.

"I tell you, I remember when all this was protoplasm"

Female impersonator in phone booth.

'Hey, gotta run. I feel strange talking on my phone.'

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

'I don't know what was more traumatic: cutting the umbilical cord or the land line.'

"Can I call you back, I'm in a bad place at the moment."

Pornographic telephone directory

Early Variations of the Car Phone.

'The good news is, when the dredger brought up the car it was full of fish.'

'All our operators are busy now, please try again later.'

"Talk about low tech..."

Do you sell cell phones just for making calls?

"Contact us on the mobile when you arrive"

"It's the anti-doping agency. Did you take any banned substances while breaking the world record for number of hours on hold?"

'You have one message from yourself, you sad, lonely man'

'Smooth Operator' The number you dialled has not been recognised you sexy beast