Phone Booth Nostalgists Pillows

"I have to hang up because someone wants to use a phone."

Old Book Smell

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

Very old fashioned computer.

'Where's the autocorrect?'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"

A Native American making smoke signals consults index cards.

"Can I call you back?"

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Always leave the booth at the sound of the BEEEEEP!

"I tell you, I remember when all this was protoplasm"

'Hey, gotta run. I feel strange talking on my phone.'

Endangered Species

Female impersonator in phone booth.

Sculpture of a telephone wire.

The demise of newspaper threw up some unexpected problems for laptops.

Pornographic telephone directory

'I don't know what was more traumatic: cutting the umbilical cord or the land line.'

"Can I call you back, I'm in a bad place at the moment."

If you're calling from a touch tone phone, press "1." If you're calling from a rotary dial phone, are you aware that touch tone phones have been around since November 18, 1963? Just sayin'.

Early Variations of the Car Phone.

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

'All our operators are busy now, please try again later.'

'The good news is, when the dredger brought up the car it was full of fish.'

"Talk about low tech..."

Do you sell cell phones just for making calls?

"Contact us on the mobile when you arrive"

"It's the anti-doping agency. Did you take any banned substances while breaking the world record for number of hours on hold?"

'You have one message from yourself, you sad, lonely man'

Please press or say "1." Please stop yelling, "rotary dial!" Sorry.