Telephone Booth Nostalgia Pillows

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Pornographic telephone directory

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Bell on early phone: 'I know it's you, Watson - stop trying to sound like Edison!'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

"If you are calling from a rotary phone, you gotta be kidding!"

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."

"That's a rotary phone, from when people used their forefinger to call instead of their thumb."

"We heard you say you're worried about the government listening to your phone calls so we called to tell you not to worry ... yet."

The First phone call was not exactly as history books report it.

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'

"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."

"Can I call you back?"

"Only half an hour - that was quick! Was it a wrong number?"

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

Dial M for Mummy.