Telephone Booth Nostalgia Pillows

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Pornographic telephone directory

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Bell on early phone: 'I know it's you, Watson - stop trying to sound like Edison!'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

"If you are calling from a rotary phone, you gotta be kidding!"

The First phone call was not exactly as history books report it.

"We heard you say you're worried about the government listening to your phone calls so we called to tell you not to worry ... yet."

"That's a rotary phone, from when people used their forefinger to call instead of their thumb."

"Only half an hour - that was quick! Was it a wrong number?"

"Can I call you back?"

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'

"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."

"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

'You're going to die in agony.'

Dial M for Mummy.

heavy breather