Phone Booth Enthusiasts Pillows

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

...the onion rings

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"Just think of all the money we've saved on wedding photography this way."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"They're both in telemarketing."

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."