Phone Booth Enthusiasts Pillows

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'The King of what?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Thermidor Dali

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

...the onion rings

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"Just think of all the money we've saved on wedding photography this way."

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"They're both in telemarketing."

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'