Telephone Nostalgia Buff Pillows

'Smooth Operator' The number you dialled has not been recognised you sexy beast

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Bell on early phone: 'I know it's you, Watson - stop trying to sound like Edison!'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Owl answers telephone.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

"If you are calling from a rotary phone, you gotta be kidding!"

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."

"Only half an hour - that was quick! Was it a wrong number?"

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'

"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

The First phone call was not exactly as history books report it.

"We heard you say you're worried about the government listening to your phone calls so we called to tell you not to worry ... yet."

"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.