Telephone Relic Lovers Pillows

'I know you're there, Obama - pick up!'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

"In my day we had trimphones."

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"Only half an hour - that was quick! Was it a wrong number?"

The First phone call was not exactly as history books report it.

"We heard you say you're worried about the government listening to your phone calls so we called to tell you not to worry ... yet."

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'

"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

'You're going to die in agony.'

Dial M for Mummy.

'Watson, come here! I need you!' 'What?!'

heavy breather