Telephone Nostalgia Gifts

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Always leave the booth at the sound of the BEEEEEP!

Sculpture of a telephone wire.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Old and new technologies

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

'It's called a digital watch.'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

"I could never go wireless."

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

Al's computer salvage.

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Workers constructing barcodes

Wireless Access Here.

'Who are you calling 'oldtimer', sonny?!'

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'