Public Phone Nostalgia Gifts

Public telephone taking money from a caller.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Old and new technologies

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'It's called a digital watch.'

Bell on early phone: 'I know it's you, Watson - stop trying to sound like Edison!'

"I could never go wireless."

Wireless Access Here.

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

"That's a rotary phone, from when people used their forefinger to call instead of their thumb."

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'I was apathetic when I was your age, too, but I didn't have an app for it.'

'Hey, gotta run. I feel strange talking on my phone.'

'This is all so uncool! I forgot to charge my cell phone so I'm using the public default phone.'

Pornographic telephone directory

Sculpture of a telephone wire.

Always leave the booth at the sound of the BEEEEEP!

Endangered Species

"Can I call you back, I'm in a bad place at the moment."

"I tell you, I remember when all this was protoplasm"

Early Variations of the Car Phone.

'I don't know what was more traumatic: cutting the umbilical cord or the land line.'

"Don't tell me you're still using a phonebook."

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

"This is taking forever! - How fast was the internet when you were a kid, Grandpa?"

"I think I'm going to take my kid's advice and go with a phone that doesn't have a cord."

Aw, but I always leave bluetooth on.

"I have to hang up because someone wants to use a phone."

In the 1980s,drivers started to carry mobile phones.

'You have one message from yourself, you sad, lonely man'

'I know you're there, Obama - pick up!'