
"I tell you, I remember when all this was protoplasm"
Looking for a nostalgic gift for a cellular fanatic? Our collection honors the charm of classic mobile phones and vintage communication. Ideal for those who cherish the golden age of cell tech, these gifts blend humor, nostalgia, and a touch of retro flair, making any fan smile with memories of simpler, texting-free days.
"I tell you, I remember when all this was protoplasm"
"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."
What's wrong with the computer you've got?"
"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."
"And this is one of our most poular models..."
"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."
Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.
Social Media
"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"
Old Book Smell
Old and new technologies
and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete
Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.
"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."
"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."
"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."
"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."
Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.
Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.
"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"
'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'
"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."
"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"
'Sounds good! -- Have your beeper beep my beeper!'
'This is a painting of your grandfather.'
Computer Sale.
"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."
STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor
'I can't keep up with technology either.'
'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'
Encyclopedia
'Modem Times,'
'Does it have colour?'
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