Public Phone Aficionado Gifts

'This is all so uncool! I forgot to charge my cell phone so I'm using the public default phone.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

Technology and Love

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Children and technolohgy

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Phone Mittens

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

Phone generation.

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

"Oh, hello darling..."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."