Public Phone Nostalgia Pillows

Public telephone taking money from a caller.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Old and new technologies

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'It's called a digital watch.'

Bell on early phone: 'I know it's you, Watson - stop trying to sound like Edison!'

"I could never go wireless."

Wireless Access Here.

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

"That's a rotary phone, from when people used their forefinger to call instead of their thumb."

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'I was apathetic when I was your age, too, but I didn't have an app for it.'

'Hey, gotta run. I feel strange talking on my phone.'

'This is all so uncool! I forgot to charge my cell phone so I'm using the public default phone.'

Pornographic telephone directory

Sculpture of a telephone wire.

Always leave the booth at the sound of the BEEEEEP!

Endangered Species

"Can I call you back, I'm in a bad place at the moment."

"I tell you, I remember when all this was protoplasm"

Early Variations of the Car Phone.

'I don't know what was more traumatic: cutting the umbilical cord or the land line.'

"Don't tell me you're still using a phonebook."

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

"This is taking forever! - How fast was the internet when you were a kid, Grandpa?"

"I think I'm going to take my kid's advice and go with a phone that doesn't have a cord."

Aw, but I always leave bluetooth on.

"I have to hang up because someone wants to use a phone."

'You have one message from yourself, you sad, lonely man'

'I know you're there, Obama - pick up!'

Please press or say "1." Please stop yelling, "rotary dial!" Sorry.