Hold on. I have to take this. Mating call waiting.
Telephone Technology Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for the telephone technology enthusiast? Whether they love vintage phones or modern gadgets, find humorous and thoughtful items that speak their language. Perfect for those fascinated by communication tech and love showcasing their passion.
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.
"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."
"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."
Adam puts God on hold while texting.
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'
'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'
Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone
Thermidor Dali
'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'
Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'
'I'm on the way!'
'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'
"The wattle fairy came again last night."
'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'
What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!
"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."
'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'
'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'
Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!
"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."
"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"
"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."
Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.
Owl answers telephone.
Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!
Dr Samuel Crank, inventor of the trick call.
"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."
I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.
Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.
"No you're not bothering me, what's this about?"
Baggage Horse
Telephone Technology Buff Gifts Collection
Telephone Technology Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the telephone tech lover. From witty sayings to vintage phone designs, find the perfect mug to brighten their day.
Telephone Technology Buff Pillows
Discover pillows with humorous and vintage telephone designs. A cozy gift that adds character to their favorite space.
Telephone Technology Buff Prints
Browse prints showcasing the history and humor of telephony. Perfect for decorating a tech enthusiast’s home or office with style.
Telephone Technology Buff T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts featuring clever phone puns and tech-inspired graphics. A fun way for the telephone buff to wear their passion.