
"You sound like you're on speakerphone."
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"You sound like you're on speakerphone."
If that
You may stop holding my calls, now, Ms. Baker. Actually, Mr. Fusco, I stopped holding your calls two weeks ago. Nobody is calling.
'Operator... Operator... I've been cut off!'
Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'
'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
"Meet the author"
"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."
'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'
Moses' Tablet
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'
'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'
Graduates on their phones
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.
"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"
"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"
Rocket and Witch Race
Ice shelfie.
Letter Collecting Nerd
"Cloning is an imperfect science."
"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"
"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."
'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''
"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"
'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'
Moon: Made in China
'Let us pray...'
Typewriters and Laptops.
'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'
'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'
Binary Man
Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.
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