Modern Tech Buff Gifts

'That's New.'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Graduates on their phones

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Moon: Made in China

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Twitter that!

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'