Modern Tech Buff Prints

'That's New.'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Moon: Made in China

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."