Modern Tech Enthusiast Prints

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"No, Bobby, Moses did not DOWNLOAD the 10 commandments!"

"I envy the technology you kids have today. Plagiarizing, in my day, was much more time consuming."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I invented the mobile fire app.'

"Mind if I out it on my credit card?"

Choking with technology

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

Mobile Phone Donation

"I think I'm going to take my kid's advice and go with a phone that doesn't have a cord."

Where's Waldo's Phone?

"I couldn't do my homework because the batteries died in my e-book."

"Typical! You wait ages for an elevator, then two turn up at once."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"I'd never say this if Matt weren't in a text trance, but I'm having a fling with our FreshDirect guy."

I have a cell phone now, sir, in case you'd ever like to phone in a pledge.

'I am not giving money for carol ring tones!'

Smart phone Problems

Clock dreams of being digital.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."