Electronics Buff Pillows

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

The Computer takes a drinks break.

"Ich würde gerne diesen riesigen Fernseher entfernen, aber er ist so groß, dass er Teil der tragenden Wand ist."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Meet the author"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Moses' Tablet

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Moon: Made in China

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."