Habitual Hobbyists Gifts

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Casual skydiving.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Thanks for letting me borrow the car, Dad. And would you mind speaking with the police outside?"

Recombinant DNA

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

God fishing.

Prisoner Spotter

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XV. - At the derby.

Rudy, you seem like someone who enjoys his free time. You've got many hobbies. Wouldn't you like some more time to pursue your personal interests? Stop. Are you reading from a management manual? A terrific solution may be to cut back your work hours. I told you to stop.

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Knitting On-Line