Traditional Hobbyist Gifts

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Casual skydiving.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

Amish personal mobility scooter

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Recombinant DNA

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

Birthday anticlimax.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle