Hobbyist Artisan Gifts

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Casual skydiving.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

artist painting portrait

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"I'm just doing this temporarily. Our usual police artist is off sick."

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

Origami Ark

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

Prisoner Spotter

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'