Holy Hobbyist Gifts

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Recombinant DNA

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Angel

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."