Hobbyists Gifts

"I can't understand a word you say when your helmet is shut."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The Hobby Store

Letter Collecting Nerd

A trevor of trainspotters

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'It says the artist got the idea while indulging in one of his hobbies.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'Helen went on Facebook and launched a thousand ships.'

Recombinant DNA

"Thanks for letting me borrow the car, Dad. And would you mind speaking with the police outside?"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

Stamp collector with a magnifying glass (colour).

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

God fishing.

"Did I startle you?"

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XV. - At the derby.

Rudy, you seem like someone who enjoys his free time. You've got many hobbies. Wouldn't you like some more time to pursue your personal interests? Stop. Are you reading from a management manual? A terrific solution may be to cut back your work hours. I told you to stop.

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Baitcaster reel with tangled line