Eternal Hobbyist Gifts

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

The Hobby Store

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Casual skydiving.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

You are what you collect.

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

God fishing.

Prisoner Spotter

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Origami Ark

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

Rudy, you seem like someone who enjoys his free time. You've got many hobbies. Wouldn't you like some more time to pursue your personal interests? Stop. Are you reading from a management manual? A terrific solution may be to cut back your work hours. I told you to stop.

The Stand-about society.

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

"It beats having a goldfish!"

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

This week on The Antique Roadkill

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

'I just sold 50 gallons of blood to buy new hunting equipment. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

'What ever happened to whittling?'

They called him the Olympic Flame because he never went out.

'Your husband a postman?'