Enthusiastic Hobbyist Gifts

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

''Out for a quiet drink, Derek has been accosted in the pub by a man whose hobby is reservoir spotting'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Llama training

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

You too can juggle.

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

You are what you collect.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

A man fishing in a tree stump

Little Beverly Cards

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Skeet Fishing.