Heartfelt Hobbyist Gifts

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Casual skydiving.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Llama training

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

You too can juggle.

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

You are what you collect.

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Can't a guy have a hobby?

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

A man fishing in a tree stump

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

Skeet Fishing.