Hobbyist Survivor Gifts

Playing golf on a desert island

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The Hobby Store

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

"Darn it! No more cups!"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

"You been here long?"

Desert Island golf

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'Offshored jobs. Make cash. Work at home. To contact: Build big fire.'

Little Beverly Cards

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

"I believe I prefer crawling in the desert to crawling here in the artic."