Hobbyist Survivor T-Shirts

Playing golf on a desert island

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The Hobby Store

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Darn it! No more cups!"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"You been here long?"

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

Little Beverly Cards

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

Desert Island golf

'Offshored jobs. Make cash. Work at home. To contact: Build big fire.'

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

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