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"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The Hobby Store

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

A trevor of trainspotters

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Casual skydiving.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

Little Beverly Cards

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

Stamp collector with a magnifying glass (colour).

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Prisoner Spotter

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'