Nuclear Survivor Hobbyist T-Shirts

"He survived nuclear Armageddon. But he doesn't like to talk about it."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Science And Society 1923

Nuclear Capacity.

Kim Jong-un

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Iranium

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Nuclear lineup

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"You been here long?"

Hassan Rouhani

At the Home for Old Atoms...

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

Ronald Reagan

Modi visits France

Fallout Shelter

'How long were you safety officer at the nuclear reactor?'

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

The British miss-Isles.

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"There's something peculiar about all this..."