Hobbyist Hero Gifts

The Hobby Store

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Casual skydiving.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

A man working on a model airplane

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Little Beverly Cards

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Prisoner Spotter

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'