Hobbyist Hero Gifts

The Hobby Store

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Casual skydiving.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

A man working on a model airplane

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Thanks for letting me borrow the car, Dad. And would you mind speaking with the police outside?"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Little Beverly Cards

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Rudy, you seem like someone who enjoys his free time. You've got many hobbies. Wouldn't you like some more time to pursue your personal interests? Stop. Are you reading from a management manual? A terrific solution may be to cut back your work hours. I told you to stop.

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

Prisoner Spotter

"Did I startle you?"

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'