Hero With A Hobby Gifts

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"He was a very good boy."

The Hobby Store

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

A man working on a model airplane

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

Blue-Collar Workers

Born to play ball.

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Catwoman // Cat Lady

'Samaritans, mission control'

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"Too Marvel?"

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

Job Safety - Valves.

'You constructed a beautiful work table. You're a talented woodworking legend in your own life.'

'And then Steve Jobs invented apple computers.'

"Very good, Gary: 'A hero is a celebrity who did something real.'"

'Help me out!"

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

You Must Pick... Right Tool For The Job or MacGyver

No confused expressions - 'Hey you!'

Dinara Safina

Death never accounted for Mrs O'Grady's handbag.

"That, of course, is the military solution."