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Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Slow Night

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Reasonableman

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

The Family Joules: Part 5

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Batman O' War

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.