Heroic Hijinks Enthusiasts Gifts

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"He was a very good boy."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

The Family Joules: Part 6

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Reasonableman

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Slow Night

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

Why Superman flies himself

Froh

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'