Hobby Hero Gifts

A man working on a model airplane

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"He was a very good boy."

The Hobby Store

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

The Origami Society...

"OK, ready to go again?"

A trevor of trainspotters

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

The Authentic Christmas.

"How are we on bread?"

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Office Safety.

Planner at work.

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

'It says the artist got the idea while indulging in one of his hobbies.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"Trust me. This is the last place they'll find us."

"I thought you said there's nothing significant in the paper anymore..."

Boris Johnson related to Mummy