History Hero Gifts

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

The First Age Discrimination Trial.

Protecting Historic Landmarks

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Servicemen.

Knight Golfing

Moses' Tablet

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Where was the TSA?'

"It is we."

Nervous Oral Testing

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

New Resident of Downing Street

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Un ballo in maschera

Caption Contest TK

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Hoxton map.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Henry Fox Talbot