War Hero Gifts

'Of course I have a war mentality. You don't expect me to have a peace mentality do you!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

"Buy him a pint and he'll tell you about the blitz, buy him three and he'll re-enact it"

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Bring It On!

Professional football.

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Frontex

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

Goalie Wall.

Dove with its wings tied

"Hey. . . in use!"

Clearing up medals.

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Remembering All The American Idols.