Service Hero Gifts

Every Volunteer is Importan...

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

Bring It On!

The Waiter

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

'Is that freshly brewed?'

Giant sandwich bags.

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

'My drug problem is a little different. I'm being drug to P.T.A meetings, drug to little league practice, drug to dance rehersal, drug to...'

Thanks for the lift to the flower show. I support your volunteer efforts. They're lucky to have someone with your gardening experience. Hardly! Information. The ladies room is to the left, funnel cakes to the right.

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

"Crazy drivers. That guy nearly hit us"