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Bring It On!

Businesswoman Empowerment

Domestic Superheroes!!

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

In - Out - Pending.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Running Latte

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

The Boss.