Hardworking Hero Gifts

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

Businesswoman Empowerment

Domestic Superheroes!!

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Running Latte

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'That's our corporate ladder.'

The Workaholics Building

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Bring It On!

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

Frontex

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .