Working Hero Gifts

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Laptop Dancing.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Work Slave

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

In - Out - Pending.

Time Out For Teddy

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"He excels at putting out fires."

"Have a good weekend!"

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.